Frustrated after a recent viewing of the TV show, Madam Secretary, in which the first line is delivered, but we never hear the rest, I took it upon myself to create the mystery joke . . .
An Original Intellectual Joke of the Day (for better or worse):
Thomas Aquinas walks into a bar in Northern Ireland. “Barkeep, make me a Virgin Mary,” he says.
“Sorry,” says the barkeep. “If He couldn’t make one, neither can I.”