Comments for FutuRANT https://futurant.com What's coming in technology Sun, 02 Jul 2017 18:53:16 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=4.9.6 Comment on Thomas Aquinas walks into a bar . . . by Mike Ellsworth https://futurant.com/2014/10/21/thomas-aquinas-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-4313 Sun, 02 Jul 2017 18:53:16 +0000 https://futurant.com/?p=101#comment-4313 That’s a good one, Jorge!

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Comment on Thomas Aquinas walks into a bar . . . by Jorge https://futurant.com/2014/10/21/thomas-aquinas-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-4312 Thu, 22 Dec 2016 21:11:05 +0000 https://futurant.com/?p=101#comment-4312 While walking my dogs, I developed another Aquinas-in-a -bar joke.
Aquinas enters a bar and see Einstein, Nietzche and Dawkins discussing God around some wine and tapas. Silently, he joins the group, that keeps arguing. After a while, they state their conclusions. Einstein says: “I only know that Gods cannot play dice.” Nietzche says: “Wrong, I know God is dead.” Dawkins says: “Both wrong, I know God never existed, but if he had, he would be a horrible person.” Then three look at Aquinas, who is silently eating, and Dawkins asks: “What about you, fatso, you are supposed to be the expert.” St. Thomas answers: “I know God not only exists, but he caused that I bumped into you gentes, so I could have a free lunch with your food”

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Comment on Thomas Aquinas walks into a bar . . . by Mike Ellsworth https://futurant.com/2014/10/21/thomas-aquinas-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-3947 Tue, 28 Jun 2016 04:13:15 +0000 https://futurant.com/?p=101#comment-3947 Well, I wonder if that joke would have been funnier than my joke?

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Comment on Thomas Aquinas walks into a bar . . . by Mike Ellsworth https://futurant.com/2014/10/21/thomas-aquinas-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-3946 Tue, 28 Jun 2016 04:12:31 +0000 https://futurant.com/?p=101#comment-3946 Thomas Acquinas did not, at one point in his career, believe in the Virgin Birth . . .

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Comment on Thomas Aquinas walks into a bar . . . by Scott https://futurant.com/2014/10/21/thomas-aquinas-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-3364 Mon, 28 Dec 2015 04:24:16 +0000 https://futurant.com/?p=101#comment-3364 I would say it was an original joke; I would not say that it was an intellectual joke. Originality does not necessitate intelligence. This joke was only one of those things.

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Comment on Thomas Aquinas walks into a bar . . . by fdfd https://futurant.com/2014/10/21/thomas-aquinas-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-3363 Mon, 28 Dec 2015 01:44:21 +0000 https://futurant.com/?p=101#comment-3363 i don’t get it
explain

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Comment on Thomas Aquinas walks into a bar . . . by richard https://futurant.com/2014/10/21/thomas-aquinas-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-2539 Wed, 27 May 2015 01:31:36 +0000 https://futurant.com/?p=101#comment-2539 Aaaannndd, I don’t get it –

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Comment on Thomas Aquinas walks into a bar . . . by Antha https://futurant.com/2014/10/21/thomas-aquinas-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-2504 Sun, 17 May 2015 07:58:06 +0000 https://futurant.com/?p=101#comment-2504 Haha, really nice.
Thanks for completing the joke.
It bugged me for a long time!

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Comment on Thomas Aquinas walks into a bar . . . by Leo Weisman https://futurant.com/2014/10/21/thomas-aquinas-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-2394 Wed, 15 Apr 2015 03:38:34 +0000 https://futurant.com/?p=101#comment-2394 Should have had on the closed captions. It goes on to say…
“There’s the pope sitting there with no clothes on. He’s talking to the bartender….
And that is the last we hear.

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Comment on Startups: What Not to Do, Part 5 – Company-Killing Mistakes by Darren https://futurant.com/2014/01/24/startups-what-not-to-do-part-5-company-killing-mistakes/#comment-2173 Sat, 03 Jan 2015 00:08:57 +0000 https://futurant.com/?p=68#comment-2173 All the above was very interesting…..but most people don’t learn from mistakes until they’ve actually experienced them….and it’s too late 🙁

That being said though, Number 15 is a whopper!! And is so anti common sense that it made me laugh out loud.

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