Comments on: Thomas Aquinas walks into a bar . . . https://futurant.com/2014/10/21/thomas-aquinas-walks-into-a-bar/ What's coming in technology Fri, 31 Jul 2020 22:19:19 +0000 hourly 1 By: Mike Ellsworth https://futurant.com/2014/10/21/thomas-aquinas-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-4313 Sun, 02 Jul 2017 18:53:16 +0000 https://futurant.com/?p=101#comment-4313 In reply to Jorge.

That’s a good one, Jorge!

]]> By: Jorge https://futurant.com/2014/10/21/thomas-aquinas-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-4312 Thu, 22 Dec 2016 21:11:05 +0000 https://futurant.com/?p=101#comment-4312 While walking my dogs, I developed another Aquinas-in-a -bar joke.
Aquinas enters a bar and see Einstein, Nietzche and Dawkins discussing God around some wine and tapas. Silently, he joins the group, that keeps arguing. After a while, they state their conclusions. Einstein says: “I only know that Gods cannot play dice.” Nietzche says: “Wrong, I know God is dead.” Dawkins says: “Both wrong, I know God never existed, but if he had, he would be a horrible person.” Then three look at Aquinas, who is silently eating, and Dawkins asks: “What about you, fatso, you are supposed to be the expert.” St. Thomas answers: “I know God not only exists, but he caused that I bumped into you gentes, so I could have a free lunch with your food”

]]> By: Mike Ellsworth https://futurant.com/2014/10/21/thomas-aquinas-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-3947 Tue, 28 Jun 2016 04:13:15 +0000 https://futurant.com/?p=101#comment-3947 In reply to Leo Weisman.

Well, I wonder if that joke would have been funnier than my joke?

]]> By: Mike Ellsworth https://futurant.com/2014/10/21/thomas-aquinas-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-3946 Tue, 28 Jun 2016 04:12:31 +0000 https://futurant.com/?p=101#comment-3946 In reply to fdfd.

Thomas Acquinas did not, at one point in his career, believe in the Virgin Birth . . .

]]> By: Scott https://futurant.com/2014/10/21/thomas-aquinas-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-3364 Mon, 28 Dec 2015 04:24:16 +0000 https://futurant.com/?p=101#comment-3364 I would say it was an original joke; I would not say that it was an intellectual joke. Originality does not necessitate intelligence. This joke was only one of those things.

]]> By: fdfd https://futurant.com/2014/10/21/thomas-aquinas-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-3363 Mon, 28 Dec 2015 01:44:21 +0000 https://futurant.com/?p=101#comment-3363 i don’t get it
explain

]]> By: richard https://futurant.com/2014/10/21/thomas-aquinas-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-2539 Wed, 27 May 2015 01:31:36 +0000 https://futurant.com/?p=101#comment-2539 Aaaannndd, I don’t get it –

]]> By: Antha https://futurant.com/2014/10/21/thomas-aquinas-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-2504 Sun, 17 May 2015 07:58:06 +0000 https://futurant.com/?p=101#comment-2504 Haha, really nice.
Thanks for completing the joke.
It bugged me for a long time!

]]> By: Leo Weisman https://futurant.com/2014/10/21/thomas-aquinas-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-2394 Wed, 15 Apr 2015 03:38:34 +0000 https://futurant.com/?p=101#comment-2394 Should have had on the closed captions. It goes on to say…
“There’s the pope sitting there with no clothes on. He’s talking to the bartender….
And that is the last we hear.

]]> By: Darren https://futurant.com/2014/10/21/thomas-aquinas-walks-into-a-bar/#comment-2172 Sat, 03 Jan 2015 00:01:38 +0000 https://futurant.com/?p=101#comment-2172 An interesting Joke, one that as an atheist I found very amusing!
I’ll share it around the web scape to and see what responses it receives.

]]>